
Meet Hopper Jack Luna, my first nephew. He was born in the wee hours on Sunday, April 15. He weighed in at 7 pounds, 12 ounces and 20 1/4 inches. Though he should shrink up over the next couple of days because his head will have to reshape itself and flatten out. He came out a little pin-headed.
Cassidy, my sister, had been having contractions off and on for about two weeks and combined with her high blood-pressure, her doctor decided that it was best to induce labor a week before her expected due date. But heavy contractions continued early last week, everything looked to be going smoother than expected and Cass's blood-pressure was the picture of perfection so the doctor reversed her order to induce labor and let things play out naturally. Brooke and I arrived late Friday night and stayed with my dad and step-mom as there was no more room at Casa Luna (Cassidy and her husband Sly's last name is Luna). I had forgotten that the third bedroom had been made into a nursery. About 10:00am the next day Brooke and I drove the 15 minutes to Cass's house to hang with the family, knowing that the baby might not even come this weekend. Brooke was going to be busy the next three weekends and would not be able to travel to DFW if Hopper decided to come later.
When we arrived at the house, Cass and Sly had gone to the doctor in Dallas to get everything checked out. All was well and they sent her home. Cass and Sly walked in the house, we exchanged hellos, patted her belly a few times and went back to being a family waiting in labor limbo. Brooke had a few extra things to say to Hopper, though, and in her best 11th-grade teacher voice, she said something along the lines of, "Now listen here, this is my only free weekend for a month and I drove all this way to see you, so don't dally." I'm not sure if those were her exact words, but whatever she said, it worked. Ten minutes later Cass's water broke and the marathon of labor commenced.

My step-dad, Gary, had gone down the street to pick something up at the store for lunch and came back to a frantic scene. Cass and Sly were pulling out of the drive way, Mom was trying to get everything in order to take to the hospital, Brooke was wrangling the dogs up to put in their room and I'm standing around flapping my arms yelling, "What am I supposed to do?" Lunch was in the middle of being prepared when everything went down so in an effort to not waste anything, it was finished promptly. That had to be the fasted cooked pork tenderloin in human history. We piled into the car: Gary behind the wheel, Mom as the navigator, I'm trying to nurse a serious caffeine headache and Brooke is trying to keep her breakfast down while turning all shades of green due to Gary's aggressive driving. The bane of my step-dad's existence are traffic lights. It never fails, every traffic light turns red just before he gets there if he is the one driving. I had to laugh at one point during the car ride into Dallas as we were stopped at a red light (obviously) in a construction zone where they were building those big highway flyover/mix-master things and Gary blurts out, "It really is amazing how they build these things." I'm not sure if he really was amazed or if he was trying to make casual conversation to 1) contain his excitement about the pending birth of his first grandchild, or 2) keep from cussing up a storm for having hit the fourth red light in a row, ruining his experience of what was supposed to be a joyous occasion. I think it was probably a little of both.

We arrived at the hospital and found Cass hooked up to all the necessary monitors so nurses could keep an eye on both her and the baby. When I walked into the room she was in the middle of a contraction. Cass had decided that she wanted to try and have a natural child birth. No drugs, just pain and a lot of support. It was determined that Hopper, while pointed in the right direction, was facing the wrong direction. In other words, he was facing up instead of facing down, commonly known as back birth. I'm not sure if I got that right, but I'm just going to go with it. Anyway, it meant that Cass was in a lot of pain. Sly massaged her back, Brooke ran her fingers through her hair and Mom coached her through her breathing during contractions. The room had to be dark, cold and silent. Much like I imagine Siberia to be in the dead of winter. This went on for six hours, but eventually Cass relented and opted for the epidural. Within 15 seconds of getting the drugs the lights came up, the music was turned on and we were cracking jokes finished with appropriate laughter. This went on for another seven hours. Now it was time to push.
Cassidy said that everyone was welcome to stay in the room for the birth, which we did, however, I was the only one that stood behind the curtain. I just couldn't bring myself to watch. For about an hour I sat behind the curtain listening to one of the nurses count to ten as Cassidy pushed. Eventually, it was time for the doctor to come in and guide Hopper into the world. I heard him cry for the first time as everyone in the room announced his arrival with, "He's here!" and "There he is!" It was 2:58am. After Cassidy and Sly got some quick bonding time with Hopper, the nurses brought him over to the scale where I got my first look at him. He was perfect. Accept for the whole pointy head thing, but I guess that's normal. Gary, Brooke and I said our goodbyes to head back to the house for a few hours sleep. Mom decided to wait around for a little bit with my aunt who drove in from Lubbock. Brooke and I made it back to Dad's house at about 4:00am and crashed into bed. What a great day.